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Tottenham Hotspur - Songs And Chants -                 PART TWO

Tottenham Player Songs 

Martin Jol

¯Martin Jol is having a party,

Bring your vodka and yer Charlie

Nourridene Naybet

¯Whoo-ah Naybet, Whoo-ah

He comes from Casablanca, He thinks Henry’s a wanker

Whoo-ah Naybet, Whoo-ah

 

Robbie Keane

¯And number 1 is Robbie Keane,

And number 2 is Robbie Keane,

And number 3 is Robbie Keane,

And number 4 is Robbie Keane,

And number 5 is Robbie Keane,

And number 6 is Robbie Keane,

And number 7 is Robbie Keane,

And number 8 is Robbie Keane,

And number 9 is Robbie Keane,

And number 10 is Robbie Keane,

And number 11 is Robbie Keane,

And number 12 is Robbie Keane…..

We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s, We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s

 

Ledley King

¯You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,

You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,

You can stick your Sol Campbell,

You can stick your Sol Campbell,

Stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse singing we’ve got Ledley at the back

Singing we’ve got Ledley at the back,

Singing we’ve got Ledley,

We’ve got Ledley,

We’ve got Ledley at the back.

 

Thimothee Atouba

¯He comes from the Cameroon

He plays like a fackin loon

Atooooooooooooooooouba whoaah

Atooooooooooooooooouba whoaahor

 

¯You put your left leg in, Your left leg out,

In out, in out, you shake it all about,

You do the Atouba and you turn around,

That's what it's all about...

Ohhwooahh Thimothee Atouba, ohhwooahh Thimothee Atouba...

Noé Pamarot

¯Noé Noé, Noé Noé Noé Noé, Noé Noé Noé Noé, Noé Pamarot

(tune 2Unlimited's "there's no limits")

 

¯I see a massive silhouetto of a man,

Pamarot,Pamarot he's a f**king big yiddo

Playing down the right he's very very frightening meeee

He's a yiddo (he's a yiddo)

He's a yiddo (he's a yiddo)

He's a yiddo Pamarot - magnificooooooooo

He's just a French boy bought by Santini

One of the new boys in the yid family

Taking the place of the sulking paddy

Wingers come wingers go, get kicked by Pamarot

Oi scousers! Noé, he even scores us goals - Pamarot

Oi scousers! He even scores us goals - Pamarot

Oi scousers! He even scores us goals - Pamarot

Will not let you go Pamarot

Will not let you go Pamarot

Noé,Noé,Noé,Noé,Noé,Noé,Noé 

Super yiddo,super yiddo,super yiddo Pamarot

Frank Arnesen has a right back put aside for me,for me,for meeeeeee

(tune Bohemian Rhapsody)

 

Jermain Defoe

¯Jermain Defoe, he is a yido, Jermain Defoe, he is a yido,

Jermain Defoe, he is a yido, Jermain Defoe, he is a yido,

 

 

Glenn Hoddle

¯Hoddle, Hoddle, Hoddle, Hoddle,

Hoddle is the King of White Hart Lane

 

¯Glenn Hoddle’s Blue and White Army

Glenn Hoddle’s Blue and White Army

Glenn Hoddle’s Blue and White Army

 

¯We all agree,

Hoddle is better than Rixy

 

Steve Perryman

¯Oh Stevie Stevie,

Stevie Stevie Perryman

 

¯We’ll be there, We’ll be there

When Steve, goes up to lift the FA Cup

We’ll be there, We’ll be there

 

David Ginola

¯Ginola! Ginola! Ginola!

 

¯Posh Spice is a slapper,

She wears a wonder bra,

and when she's shagging Beckham,

She thinks of Ginola

 

¯You're Spurs and you know you are,

You're Spurs and you know you are

Gary Mabbutt

¯Gal, Gal, Super Gal, Super Gary Mabbutt

 

¯We’ll be there, We’ll be there

When Mabbs, goes up to lift the FA Cup

We’ll be there, We’ll be there

 

Cyril Knowles

¯Nice on Cyril,

Nice one son,

Nice one Cyril,

Lets have another one

Nicola Berti

¯My name is Nicola Berti
I'm aged around thirty
I come from a team in Milan - Inter!
When I walk down the street
All the people I meet
They say, Hey gorgeous, what's your name
My name's Nicola Berti

Steve Archibald 

¯We’ll take more care of you Archibald, Archibald

Tony Galvin

¯Tony,

Tony Galvin,

Tony Galvin on the wing

Teddy Sheringham

¯Oh Teddy Teddy!,

Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham

Ronnie Rosenthal        

¯Ronnie,

Ronnie Ronnie,

Ronnie Ronnie,

Ronnie Ronnie Rosenthal Oi,

 

¯All the runs that Ronnie does are winding
And all the goals that Ronnie scores are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how
But maybe, are you gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my Rosenthal

 

Chris Armstrong

¯Na na na na,

Na na na na,

Hey hey hey

Chrissie Armstrong

Erik Thorsvedt

¯I love Erik the Viking and Erik the Viking loves me
I love Erik the Viiiiking and Erik the Viking loves me

Sergei Rebrov

¯There’s only one Sergei Rebrov

Only one Sergei Rebrov

Walking along, singing a song

Walking in a Rebrov Wonderland

Andy Booth

¯We’ve got Andy Booth,

We’ve got Andy Booth,

We’ve got Andy,

We’ve got Andy,

We’ve got Andy Booth,

 

¯Andy Booth,

Andy Andy Andy Booth

Ramon Vega

¯Ramon Ramon,

Ramon Ramon,

Ramon Ramon, Vega

(Come on Come on – Gary Glitter)

Gary Doherty

¯There’s only one Ginger Pele,  one Ginger Pele,

There’s only one Ginger Pele….

Tim Sherwood

¯Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh

Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh

He comes from Borehamwood

He’s not very fucking good

Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh

 

 

Anti Arsenal Songs - General

¯My old man said be an Arsenal fan,

I said "Fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt",

We took the North Bank in half a minute,

We took the Shed with the Chelsea in it,

We hammered the Hammers,

With carving knifes and spanners,

We taught the Millwall how to fight,

So I'll never be a Gunner,

Cos every cunts a runner,

That’s what I told my old man

 

¯Hark now hear,
The Tottenham sing the arsenal run away,
And we will fight for ever more because of boxing day.........

 

¯Pride of North London, we're cock of the south
We hate the Arsenal, 'cos they are all mouth
We took the North Bank, and that was fuck all
The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall

 

¯Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

from the Halfway line,

Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

from the Halfway line,

Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

from the Halfway line,

 

¯Chim Chimeny, Chim Chimeny, Chim, Chim, Cheroo,
First it was Nayim, and now Popescu.
Chim Chimeny, Chim Chimeny, Chim, Chim, Cheree,

Gica from 12 yards,

Nayim from fifty

 

¯If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had arse a crow,
I'd fly over Scumbury tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below,

shit on the bastards below

 

¯Champions League, yer having a larf,

Champions League, yer having a larf

 

¯He's only a poor little gunner

His face is all tattered and torn

He made me feel sick

So I hit him with a brick

And the cunt he don't sing anymore

 

¯All the Arsenal gather 'round

Around the Arsenal football ground

And all the Arsenal they would die

To keep the red flag flying high

 

But all you Arsenal bovver-boys

We know you only make a noise

And now the time has come to pass

To stick the red flag up your arse!

¯Osama ooohhh,
Osama ooohhh

He comes from the Taliban
He is an Arsenal fan

 

 

Anti Arsenal Songs - Players

¯There’s only one Arsene Wenger

only one Arsene Wenger

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile

Wenger is a fucking paedophile

 

¯Who likes little boys?

Who likes little boys?

Arsene Wenger,

Arsene Wenger

He likes little boys 

 

¯Don't bend down when Wenger’s around
Cause you might get a willy up your Arse
He had the cheek to call us dear!
then we found out that he was a Queer
He dillies, he dallies, he doesn't like the fannies
All he really wants is a big fat hairy Arse
So don't bend down when Wenger around
Cause you might get a willy up your Arse

(to The Wall – Pink Floyd)

¯We don’t need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal.

 

(to The Wall – Pink Floyd – short version)

¯Oi Wenger, leave those kids alone 

 

 (to 'Cheer up sleepy jean')

¯Cheer up Tony Adams
Oh what can it mean
To a pissed up donkey
In a shit football team

 

¯Snort up Paul Merson
Oh what can it mean
To a cocaine dealer
In a shit football team

 

¯Martin Keown’s got a monkey’s head,

Got a monkey’s head,

Got a monkey’s head

Keown, He’s got a monkey’s head,

He’s got a monkey’s head,

He’s got a monkey’s head

 

¯Is this the way to Amarillo

Thierry Henry’s biting his pillow

Rsol Campbell’s f**king his arsehole

and Arsene Wenger sleeps with kids

 

¯If Dixon plays for England so could I!

 

¯Who's got a big fat Wife,

Who's got a big fat Wife,

Ian Wright

Ian Wright

He's got a big fat Wife

 

¯Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to see, Adams put away, Oi! 

 

¯Who's that team they call the Arsenal? 

Who's that team the twats adore?

It's the boys in red and white,

And they’re a load of fucking shite

And Jer-maine Pennant's mum's a whore 

 She's a whore, she's a whore,

Jermaine Pennant's mum's a whore,

She's a whore, she's a whore

Pennant’s Mum’s a fucking whore!

 

¯You’re just a murderer, Sunderland, Sunderland

 

Anti Arsenal Songs - St Hotspur Day specials

¯3-1,

We beat the scum 3-1

We beat the scum 3-1

We beat the scum 3-1

 

¯Sing Sing wherever you may be,

We beat the scum at Wem-ber-ley

They got one and we got three,

And we’re going back to Wem-ber-ley

 

(to Ten Green bottles, Adams after a night out)

¯Three fat Gooners standing in the wall,

Three fat Gooners standing in the wall

And if one Paul Gascoigne should bend it round the wall

There'll be one sick Seaman standing in the goal

 

¯You've lost that Double feeling

Ohh, that Double feeling

You've lost that Double feeling

Now it's gone, gone, gone

Oh oh ohhhh

 

 

Anti Arsenal Songs - RSol Special

¯You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,

You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,

You can stick your Sol Campbell,

You can stick your Sol Campbell,

Stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse singing we’ve got Ledley at the back

Singing we’ve got Ledley at the back,

Singing we’ve got Ledley,

We’ve got Ledley,

We’ve got Ledley at the back.

 

¯Heeeeeeeeeeeey Campbell
Wan...Ker!
I wanna knoooooooooooow
Why you're such a cunt

¯Vieira ooohhh
Vieira ooohhh

He wants to leave the Scum,
Cos Campbell wants his bum

 

¯Fuck off Rsol Campbell,

Oh what can it mean to be a

Lying Judas Bastard,

in a shite Football team

 

¯Have you ever seen Campbell with a Bird

Have you ever seen Campbell with a Bird

Have you ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell

Have you ever seen Campbell with a Bird

 

¯There's only one rSol Campbell
There's only one rSol Campbell
With a packet of sweets
And a cheeky grin
Campbell likes bollocks on the chin

 

¯Campbell, you’re a cunt, Campbell, Campbell, you’re a cunt,
 

Anti Arsenal Songs - Gooner Cull, March 2001 

¯We got Graham out

We got Graham out

We got Graham

We got Graham

We got Graham out

 

¯You can stick George Graham up your arse,
You can stick George Graham up your arse,
You can stick George Graham,

Stick George Graham
Stick George Graham up your arse!!!!!!

 

¯Tottenham! We’ve got our Tottenham back

We’ve got our Tottenham back

We’ve got our Tottenham back

zpracoval : Bruce